You Can’t Make Up Sh*t This Good!

Woman searches for stranger who got her pregnant at Motorhead gig on Craigslist

The online advertisements at Craigslist can often be handy for tracking down jobs, finding somewhere to live or meeting new people – but a woman in the US is putting the site to a novel use by searching for a stranger who got her pregnant at a Motorhead gig.

The anonymous metal-lover used the site’s Missed Encounters section in an attempt to find a man she had enjoyed a frisky bathroom encounter with at a show at Chicago’s Aragon Ballroom, featuring Motorhead and Megadeth.

According to the Daily Swarm, she wrote: “Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots. You: Red Mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.”

She then went on to poetically describe their romantic frisson, revealing: “I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.”

She then added:

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.

To read the original post, and help out with the search, visit So far, it is unknown whether she has had any response to her advert.

Source: NME

30 minutes/day to a Healthier Bust?

Before the company Uxsight disappeared, they offered the product seen above: the Electronic Bust Enhancer. What you are seeing there are two battery-powered devices, that a woman puts in her bra cups…and then it vibrates. According to the company, the soft vibrations keep The Girls healthy and protected “against age and gravity”.  And all for only $10.69 (plus $5.49 S&H)!

So I guess it’s not really surprising that Uxsight is no longer around. Maybe they should have tried tapping Jennifer Aniston for a celebrity endorsement…