WATCH: Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Defeats Racist Jesus

This is insane, scary, awesome and funny all at once!

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If you ever needed a subtle reminder as to why picking up hitchhikers — or, indeed, hitchhiking yourself — isn’t the best idea, meet Kai. Kai is a homeless hitchhiker who carries around a hatchet. Kai is also being hailed as a hero after saving a woman from the clutches of the man who was giving him a ride — who suddenly crashed his car into a utility worker, began spouting racist invective and claimed to be the reincarnation of Jesus.

We should probably start at the beginning. Kai was hitching a ride with 54-year-old Jett Simmons McBride, of Tacoma, Wash., when McBride, for whatever reason, decided to run his car into a black Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E) worker in West Fresno, Calif. The worker was pinned against his utility truck, when McBride hopped out of his vehicle and began physically pulling on the injured worker.

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You Can’t Make Up Sh*t This Good!

Woman searches for stranger who got her pregnant at Motorhead gig on Craigslist

The online advertisements at Craigslist can often be handy for tracking down jobs, finding somewhere to live or meeting new people – but a woman in the US is putting the site to a novel use by searching for a stranger who got her pregnant at a Motorhead gig.

The anonymous metal-lover used the site’s Missed Encounters section in an attempt to find a man she had enjoyed a frisky bathroom encounter with at a show at Chicago’s Aragon Ballroom, featuring Motorhead and Megadeth.

According to the Daily Swarm, she wrote: “Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots. You: Red Mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.”

She then went on to poetically describe their romantic frisson, revealing: “I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got fucked up. You had a nice cock so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.”

She then added:

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.

To read the original post, and help out with the search, visit Craigslist.com. So far, it is unknown whether she has had any response to her advert.

Source: NME